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From: mfish@darkwing.uoregon.edu (Martin Fisher)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: TNG Drinking Game
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Date: 15 Nov 1993 23:07:29 GMT
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Star Trek: The Next Generation Drinking Game
Here it is, TNG drinking game as originally appearing in the April 1993
issue of the Oregon Commentator, a student publication at the University of
Oregon.
The rules are simple: Get a beverage and drink whenever one of the
following happens:
* Troi uses her Betazoid insight to discover something that is really
obvious.
* Work recommends the immediate destruction of some unknown spaceship.
* Another member of the bridge crew attempts to grow a beard.
* Data is interrupted while spewing forth insignificant details. Drink
twice if heÕs interrupted in the middle of a list of synonyms, three times
for technical jargon.
* Drink once for a RED ALERT, twice for a YELLOW ALERT, three times for an
INTRUDER ALERT.
* If a cure-all solution is offered at the half hour mark and you know that
it wonÕt work because there are still 30 minutes left in the episode.
* The Next Generation contradicts Classic Trek.
* Q appears benevolent toward the Enterprise.
* Whenever Q does something evil to the Enterprise.
* Riker says, ÒShields up!Ó
* Worf growls.
* Picard says, ÒEngage,Ó ÒMake it so,Ó or ÒCome.Ó Twice if he mentions the
Prime Directive.
* Wesley does something stupid.
* If a crew member gets laid. Twice if itÕs with another species, three
times with a member of the bridge crew.
* If a crew member swears, twice if itÕs Riker.
* JordyÕs visor gets messed up, twice if his visor reveals something along
the electromagnetic spectrum.
* Crew member talks to the computer.
* Cameo appearance by a real actor, twice if the actor, although not real,
was on Classic Trek.
* Work makes an obscure reference to Klingon Tradition, twice if he
abandons tradition later in the episode.
* Drink whatever is left if the Saucer separates from the body.
* If Ten Forward is depicted as the place to party.
* Guinan makes some ambiguous reference to her past with Picard.
* Dr. Crusher does something with that blinking thing, twice if she bases a
recommendation upon her findings.
* Anytime a crew member puts on a disguise.
* Drink mindlessly while anybody is on the Holodeck. (The only things that
ever happen on the Holodeck are mindless anyway.
* Whenever Worf if humbled.
* Picard wears his sexy chest-revealing bed clothes.
* Member of the crew wears casual clothes, drink three times if they go
onto the bridge with those clothes.
* If something goes wrong with the replicators, twice for the transporters,
three times for the Holodeck.
* Jordy runs a diagnostic, once more for every level of that diagnostic
(e.g. three times for a Level three diagnostic).
* Klingons speak English when there arenÕt any humans in the room.
* Riker raises his eyebrow, twice if he looks at the Captain, three if
looks away and looks back again.
* Ugly new alien race makes an appearance.
* Crew members play cards, twice if they compete in some odd futuristic
game.
* Dr. Crusher informs the Captain that there are sick or injured people.
* Picard orders ÒTea, hot, Earl Grey.Ó Drink three times if he says exactly
that.
* Picard is reading a leather-bound book. Twice if he makes a reference to
history, three times if that piece of history is from another planet or in
the future.
* If a primitive civilization is awed by technology. Twice if somebody is
awed by Data, three times if youÕre thirsty.
Questions, comments?
mfish@darkwing.uoregon.edu